摘要
根据埃塞克斯湖畔购物中心委托所做的破坏时尚的行为的调查,我们应该呼叫“时尚警察”来制止啤酒肚、“游泳圈”和露出屁股沟等最糟糕的破坏时尚的行为。
According to Lakeside Shopping Centre in Essex who commissioned research into Crimes against fashion, we should be calling the Fashion Police for tubby tummies, "mufti n top" and builders' bums as the worst ever crimes against fashion.