摘要
现在那儿没人了！
比尔去看精神科医生。“医生，我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床底下。我快要疯了!”“给我一年时间，”医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你的。”“费用是多少呢？”“每次一百美元。”“我明天给你答复。”六个月后医生和比尔在街上相遇了，医生问：“为什么你再也没来？”“一次一百美元吗？有个酒吧服务生收了十美元就把我治好了。”
There＇s nobody under there nowl
Bill went to a psychiatrist. ＂Doctor,＂ he said, ＂I＇ve got trouble. Every time I get to bed, I think there＇s somebody under it. I＇m going crazy! ＂ ＇lust put yourself in my hands for one year,＂ said the doctor. ＂Come to me three times a week, and I＇ll cure your fears.＂ ＂How much do you charge？＂ ＂A hundred dollars per visit.＂
