摘要
父亲和爹地在幼儿园，老师问汤米：“你父亲叫什么名字？”“哦，我没有父亲，但是我有一个爹地。”汤米回答。四减四等于几？一天，老师问萨姆：“四减四等于几？”萨姆张口结舌地答不上来。老师生气地说：“真笨!你想想，如果我在你的口袋里放了四枚硬币，而你的口袋有个窟窿．硬币全漏掉了，那么，你口袋里还剩下什么？”
Father and Daddy In the kindergarten, the teacher asked TonmW, ＂What＇s your father＇s name？＂ ＂Oh, I have no father, but I have a Daddy,＂ answered Tommy. How Much Is Four Minus Four？ One day, the teacher asked Sam, ＂How much is four minus four？＂ Sam was tongue- tied. The teacher got angry and said, ＂What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket？＂
