摘要
I'm not really talking about all Chinese people here,I'm talking about the elderly Chinese people in my family and much of their cohort.Here's their deal:no matter what the weather is,it will kill you.You,a foreigner,don't wear enough clothes.You have the wrong sort of umbrella.And those waterproof hiking boots you bought for scaling up a damp and scenic path are going to make you sick!You're not pregnant,are you?Ai-ya,your feet got wet:now your baby won't have eyes!
