Have A Life After Death"Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees."Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied."Well,then,that makes everything just fine,"the boss went...Have A Life After Death"Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees."Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied."Well,then,that makes everything just fine,"the boss went on."After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral,she stopped in to see you."展开更多
I’ll Use My Seeing Eye Dog A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.The man walks to the middle of the store,picks up the dog by the tail,and starts swinging the dog around in circles ...I’ll Use My Seeing Eye Dog A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.The man walks to the middle of the store,picks up the dog by the tail,and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.展开更多
Three Very Tough Mice
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, ＂I＇m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!＂ The second says, ＂Well I＇m so...Three Very Tough Mice
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, ＂I＇m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!＂ The second says, ＂Well I＇m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!＂ Then the third rat gets up and says,＂Later guys, I＇m off home to harass the cat.＂展开更多
Constantly Complaining About The TemperatureA customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.First,he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,then he asked it be turned down cause he was...Constantly Complaining About The TemperatureA customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.First,he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold,and so on for about half an hour.Surprisingly,展开更多
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You’re a good boy," said the ...Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "展开更多
Doctors Meeting A group of psychiatrists1 were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three,
How Old Are You?A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch."I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,"she said."What’s your secret for a long happy life?""I
Airplane RideA farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That’s too much,&quo...Airplane RideA farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That’s too much," said the farmer.展开更多
Good & Bad News An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Doctor And Lawyer Talk A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments1 and asking
The Bum On A Street A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man ...The Bum On A Street A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me, so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?"展开更多
文摘Have A Life After Death"Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees."Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied."Well,then,that makes everything just fine,"the boss went on."After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral,she stopped in to see you."
文摘I’ll Use My Seeing Eye Dog A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.The man walks to the middle of the store,picks up the dog by the tail,and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.
文摘Three Very Tough Mice
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, ＂I＇m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!＂ The second says, ＂Well I＇m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!＂ Then the third rat gets up and says,＂Later guys, I＇m off home to harass the cat.＂
文摘Constantly Complaining About The TemperatureA customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.First,he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot,then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold,and so on for about half an hour.Surprisingly,
文摘Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You’re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "
文摘Doctors Meeting A group of psychiatrists1 were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three,
文摘How Old Are You?A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch."I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,"she said."What’s your secret for a long happy life?""I
文摘Airplane RideA farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That’s too much," said the farmer.
文摘Good & Bad News An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
文摘Doctor And Lawyer Talk A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments1 and asking
文摘The Bum On A Street A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me, so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?"
