Father tells the biggest lie Two boys were arguing when their father entered the room.The father asks,"Why are you arguing?"One boy answers,"We found a hundred-dollar billand decided to give it to whoev...Father tells the biggest lie Two boys were arguing when their father entered the room.The father asks,"Why are you arguing?"One boy answers,"We found a hundred-dollar billand decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."展开更多
The bear tests sincerity of friends Two men were traveling together when they saw a bear.One of them quickly climbed to a tree.The other man was not quick enough,so he just lay on the ground pretending to be dead.The ...The bear tests sincerity of friends Two men were traveling together when they saw a bear.One of them quickly climbed to a tree.The other man was not quick enough,so he just lay on the ground pretending to be dead.The bear sniffed(闻)all over him,展开更多
He is takingmy very life A pig,a sheep and a goat were all penned(圈养)up together.Once,when the shepherd laid his hand onthe pig it was screaming and squeaking(惊叫)violently(激烈地).The sheep and the goat complained...He is takingmy very life A pig,a sheep and a goat were all penned(圈养)up together.Once,when the shepherd laid his hand onthe pig it was screaming and squeaking(惊叫)violently(激烈地).The sheep and the goat complained to him,"The shepherd has always handled us this way but wenever cry out like you do."The pig refuted(反驳),"Hecatches you for your wool or your milk,not for your life,but when he comes for me,he is taking my very life!"展开更多
Who is the baby? The room clerk(服务生) at a New York City hotel became friendly with one of the guests,and the two began swapping(变换)jokes."I have a riddle."the clerk said."My mother and father had a...Who is the baby? The room clerk(服务生) at a New York City hotel became friendly with one of the guests,and the two began swapping(变换)jokes."I have a riddle."the clerk said."My mother and father had a baby.It wasn’t my brother or my sister. Who was it?"The visitor thought for a moment and then said,"I don’t know."展开更多
文摘Father tells the biggest lie Two boys were arguing when their father entered the room.The father asks,"Why are you arguing?"One boy answers,"We found a hundred-dollar billand decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
文摘The bear tests sincerity of friends Two men were traveling together when they saw a bear.One of them quickly climbed to a tree.The other man was not quick enough,so he just lay on the ground pretending to be dead.The bear sniffed(闻)all over him,
文摘He is takingmy very life A pig,a sheep and a goat were all penned(圈养)up together.Once,when the shepherd laid his hand onthe pig it was screaming and squeaking(惊叫)violently(激烈地).The sheep and the goat complained to him,"The shepherd has always handled us this way but wenever cry out like you do."The pig refuted(反驳),"Hecatches you for your wool or your milk,not for your life,but when he comes for me,he is taking my very life!"
文摘Who is the baby? The room clerk(服务生) at a New York City hotel became friendly with one of the guests,and the two began swapping(变换)jokes."I have a riddle."the clerk said."My mother and father had a baby.It wasn’t my brother or my sister. Who was it?"The visitor thought for a moment and then said,"I don’t know."
