Father Snake and Son Snake are walking in a forest.The Son Snake asks,“Dad,are we poisonous snakes?”The Father Snake replies proudly,“Yes,son,we are RATTLESNAKES*!”The Son Snake is nervous.He says,"Oh,no!I...Father Snake and Son Snake are walking in a forest.The Son Snake asks,“Dad,are we poisonous snakes?”The Father Snake replies proudly,“Yes,son,we are RATTLESNAKES*!”The Son Snake is nervous.He says,"Oh,no!I'm really in trouble!"The Father Snake asks,“Why do you say so?”The Son Snake says,“Because I just bit my tongue,dad!”展开更多
Otherwise Tom meets his classmate Bill on his way to school.Tom:You look worried.What's wrong?Bill:William asked me for five dollars yesterday.I am wondering if I should lend the money to him.Tom:Certainly.Bill:An...Otherwise Tom meets his classmate Bill on his way to school.Tom:You look worried.What's wrong?Bill:William asked me for five dollars yesterday.I am wondering if I should lend the money to him.Tom:Certainly.Bill:And why?Tom:Otherwise he would try to borrow from me.展开更多
Watch TV with a Candle Tony: Mom, I want to watch TV this evening. Mom: But there will be no electricity tonight, son. Tony: No worries. I have an idea. Mom: What? Tony: I can watch TV with a candle.
One day in school, little Johnny asks the teacher,"Mrs. Roberts, when people do something wrong, they get punished. Right?""Yes, if you do bad things, I will punish you," Mrs. Roberts answers."...One day in school, little Johnny asks the teacher,"Mrs. Roberts, when people do something wrong, they get punished. Right?""Yes, if you do bad things, I will punish you," Mrs. Roberts answers."Then, can I be punished for something I didn't do?" little Johnny looks nervous. Mrs. Roberts is shocked, uOf course not, Johnny. That would be very unfair." Little Johnny is relieved."That's great. Mrs. Roberts, sorry, I didn't finish my homework." Now Mrs. Roberts is angry.展开更多
文摘Father Snake and Son Snake are walking in a forest.The Son Snake asks,“Dad,are we poisonous snakes?”The Father Snake replies proudly,“Yes,son,we are RATTLESNAKES*!”The Son Snake is nervous.He says,"Oh,no!I'm really in trouble!"The Father Snake asks,“Why do you say so?”The Son Snake says,“Because I just bit my tongue,dad!”
文摘Otherwise Tom meets his classmate Bill on his way to school.Tom:You look worried.What's wrong?Bill:William asked me for five dollars yesterday.I am wondering if I should lend the money to him.Tom:Certainly.Bill:And why?Tom:Otherwise he would try to borrow from me.
文摘Watch TV with a Candle Tony: Mom, I want to watch TV this evening. Mom: But there will be no electricity tonight, son. Tony: No worries. I have an idea. Mom: What? Tony: I can watch TV with a candle.
文摘One day in school, little Johnny asks the teacher,"Mrs. Roberts, when people do something wrong, they get punished. Right?""Yes, if you do bad things, I will punish you," Mrs. Roberts answers."Then, can I be punished for something I didn't do?" little Johnny looks nervous. Mrs. Roberts is shocked, uOf course not, Johnny. That would be very unfair." Little Johnny is relieved."That's great. Mrs. Roberts, sorry, I didn't finish my homework." Now Mrs. Roberts is angry.
