幽默三则(英文)

Passage 1A pregnant woman, accompanied by herhusband, went to see the doctor."Madam, exercise would be good for you," announced the doctor. "Walking is especially beneficial. Sir, it wouldn't hurt you to spend some time to take a walk with your wife!""Oh," said the father-to-be. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

亚瑟王传奇

亚瑟——远古时代传奇的大不列颠国王。传说中他把侵略者驱逐出不列颠,为国家带来和平,并建立了一个以正义、法律、道德为基础的王国。许多版本的亚瑟王传奇都说当不列颠再一次需要他的时候,亚瑟王将会回归。

幽默二则

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幽你一默

One night,a fathersent his son to bed.Fiveminutes later.the boyscreamed.“Dad!Can youget me a glass of water?”“No.YoU had yourchance.”

Humour Page

Passage 1Mary was drinking at the bar when a drunk man came up to her and hugged her. She screamed so loud that the man let go in shock.

幽默小品(英文)

A statistician wanted to take a plane to SanFrancisco,but he was very afraid of bombs.Hegathered some figures and did some calcula-tions.He found that the probability of having

JOKES

Passage 1A biology student carried out an experiment to see what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off.He pulled off one of its legs and yelled,

欧元区分崩离析

10多年前，欧洲不愿在统一和分离之间做出单一选择。欧洲希望经济一体化，但也要延续民族国家政治独立的格局。简言之，欧洲希望兼得两者之优点，而且似乎一度成功实现了这项目标，这一成功令许多经济学家大为惊讶。然而现在看来，单一货币还是需要更多政治层面的统一。本期《财经大势》剖析以希腊债务为开端的欧元区危机中的各国百态以及个中是非。

过往的历史——《冰风谷传奇》

“有人说，历史是最好的老师。以过往的传说为鉴，我们可以明了，自己现在是什么样的人，以及我们在将来要如何去做。现在，我要讲述的，就是这样一个传说……”