My father lost a pound last night. He lost it where it bounces. He cried, "Good grief! Some gross sneak-thief Swiped my favorite 16 ounces!" He turned the whole house upside-down, Searched attic, roof and ba...My father lost a pound last night. He lost it where it bounces. He cried, "Good grief! Some gross sneak-thief Swiped my favorite 16 ounces!" He turned the whole house upside-down, Searched attic, roof and basement. He made us all line up and strip. Our cat blinked in amazement. He stomped on the bathroom scale and screamed. (He’s not the best of losers) Until the country sheriff beamed This call to all police cruisers:展开更多
文摘My father lost a pound last night. He lost it where it bounces. He cried, "Good grief! Some gross sneak-thief Swiped my favorite 16 ounces!" He turned the whole house upside-down, Searched attic, roof and basement. He made us all line up and strip. Our cat blinked in amazement. He stomped on the bathroom scale and screamed. (He’s not the best of losers) Until the country sheriff beamed This call to all police cruisers: