Doctor:Please open your mouth,madam.Lady:Thank you very much,doctor.Doctor:Why do you thank me?Lady:Because my husband always asked me to shut up.医生:请张开嘴,夫人。女士:谢谢你,医生。医生:你为何要感谢我?女士:因为我...Doctor:Please open your mouth,madam.Lady:Thank you very much,doctor.Doctor:Why do you thank me?Lady:Because my husband always asked me to shut up.医生:请张开嘴,夫人。女士:谢谢你,医生。医生:你为何要感谢我?女士:因为我的丈夫总是让我闭嘴。展开更多
A ——Why do you sing in the bathtub(浴缸)? ——The door won't lock, so I have to. B ——I've been singing ever since I was two years old. ——No wonder you're hoarse(嘶哑的). C ——Why do you always stand...A ——Why do you sing in the bathtub(浴缸)? ——The door won't lock, so I have to. B ——I've been singing ever since I was two years old. ——No wonder you're hoarse(嘶哑的). C ——Why do you always stand outside on the porch when your wife sings? ——Because I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating her.展开更多
A A man walks into a shopand sees a lovely little dog.He asks the shopkeeper,"Does your dog bite?"The shopkeeper says,"No,my dog does notbite."The man tries to pet the dog and the dogbites him.&quo...A A man walks into a shopand sees a lovely little dog.He asks the shopkeeper,"Does your dog bite?"The shopkeeper says,"No,my dog does notbite."The man tries to pet the dog and the dogbites him."Ouch!"He says,"I thought you said yourdog does not bite!"The shopkeeper replies,"That is not mydog!"展开更多
1.The champion athlete in bed with cold was told that he had atemperature.“How high is it,doctor?”“A hundred and four.”'What is the world’s record?' 2 .The teaeher
A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird forher birthday. When he got back, he called her. 'Hi,Mom,' he said. 'How’d you like the bird I gave you?' 'It was delicious.' 'You ate t...A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird forher birthday. When he got back, he called her. 'Hi,Mom,' he said. 'How’d you like the bird I gave you?' 'It was delicious.' 'You ate the bird.' the gay shrieked. 'He was veryexpensive. He could talk.'展开更多
1.When a group of friends arrived at lunchtime,Mother invited them toshare our meal and managed to give everyone a fair portion.But after ourguests had left,my father was still hungry and suggested we go to a nearbyco...1.When a group of friends arrived at lunchtime,Mother invited them toshare our meal and managed to give everyone a fair portion.But after ourguests had left,my father was still hungry and suggested we go to a nearbycoffee shop for a snack.As we trooped into the restaurant,we stopped in ourtracks.There,smiling foolishly at us,sat our guests.展开更多
Doctor to patient:“You are a great deal better this morning.I see.You evidently followed my instructions and that prescription must haveworked wonders…① But you haven’t taken any of the medicinel” Patient:“No.Yo...Doctor to patient:“You are a great deal better this morning.I see.You evidently followed my instructions and that prescription must haveworked wonders…① But you haven’t taken any of the medicinel” Patient:“No.You see.it says on the label②——keep the展开更多
A man suddenly found that he was shrinking.Each day he was gettingsmaller and smaller.Very worried,he went to the doctor’s office.“I’ve got tosee the doctor.”the man demanded,frantically.“He’s very busy,”the nu...A man suddenly found that he was shrinking.Each day he was gettingsmaller and smaller.Very worried,he went to the doctor’s office.“I’ve got tosee the doctor.”the man demanded,frantically.“He’s very busy,”the nurse calmly replied.“Just take a seat and be alittle patient.”展开更多
Mr brown was busy writing letters in his room when his servant,a very stupid boy,rushed into hisroom and shouted in a loud voice,“Fire.The kitchen catches fire.”Mr Brown got up repidly.He andthe boy ran as fast as t...Mr brown was busy writing letters in his room when his servant,a very stupid boy,rushed into hisroom and shouted in a loud voice,“Fire.The kitchen catches fire.”Mr Brown got up repidly.He andthe boy ran as fast as they could to the kitchen.“Look there,”shouted the boy.pointing the flames,Hehad carelessly left some dry wood near the fire and it caught fire.Mr Brown saw a big pot of boiling展开更多
Sons’ LettersTwo fathers whose sons are in college were talking about theirsons’ letters.“My son’s letters always send me to the dictionary,” said onefather.“You’re lucky,” said the other.“My son’s letters a...Sons’ LettersTwo fathers whose sons are in college were talking about theirsons’ letters.“My son’s letters always send me to the dictionary,” said onefather.“You’re lucky,” said the other.“My son’s letters always展开更多
1. A woman marries a man with the ridiculous belief that she can change him; a man marries a woman with the naive idea that he will continue to be the same.
The professor was delivering the final lecture of the term.He dweltwith much emphasis on the fact that each student should devote all thetime preparing for the final examinations.
文摘Doctor:Please open your mouth,madam.Lady:Thank you very much,doctor.Doctor:Why do you thank me?Lady:Because my husband always asked me to shut up.医生:请张开嘴,夫人。女士:谢谢你,医生。医生:你为何要感谢我?女士:因为我的丈夫总是让我闭嘴。
文摘A ——Why do you sing in the bathtub(浴缸)? ——The door won't lock, so I have to. B ——I've been singing ever since I was two years old. ——No wonder you're hoarse(嘶哑的). C ——Why do you always stand outside on the porch when your wife sings? ——Because I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating her.
文摘A A man walks into a shopand sees a lovely little dog.He asks the shopkeeper,"Does your dog bite?"The shopkeeper says,"No,my dog does notbite."The man tries to pet the dog and the dogbites him."Ouch!"He says,"I thought you said yourdog does not bite!"The shopkeeper replies,"That is not mydog!"
文摘1.The champion athlete in bed with cold was told that he had atemperature.“How high is it,doctor?”“A hundred and four.”'What is the world’s record?' 2 .The teaeher
文摘A tourist in Africa sent his mother an exotic bird forher birthday. When he got back, he called her. 'Hi,Mom,' he said. 'How’d you like the bird I gave you?' 'It was delicious.' 'You ate the bird.' the gay shrieked. 'He was veryexpensive. He could talk.'
文摘1.When a group of friends arrived at lunchtime,Mother invited them toshare our meal and managed to give everyone a fair portion.But after ourguests had left,my father was still hungry and suggested we go to a nearbycoffee shop for a snack.As we trooped into the restaurant,we stopped in ourtracks.There,smiling foolishly at us,sat our guests.
文摘Doctor to patient:“You are a great deal better this morning.I see.You evidently followed my instructions and that prescription must haveworked wonders…① But you haven’t taken any of the medicinel” Patient:“No.You see.it says on the label②——keep the
文摘A man suddenly found that he was shrinking.Each day he was gettingsmaller and smaller.Very worried,he went to the doctor’s office.“I’ve got tosee the doctor.”the man demanded,frantically.“He’s very busy,”the nurse calmly replied.“Just take a seat and be alittle patient.”
文摘Mr brown was busy writing letters in his room when his servant,a very stupid boy,rushed into hisroom and shouted in a loud voice,“Fire.The kitchen catches fire.”Mr Brown got up repidly.He andthe boy ran as fast as they could to the kitchen.“Look there,”shouted the boy.pointing the flames,Hehad carelessly left some dry wood near the fire and it caught fire.Mr Brown saw a big pot of boiling
文摘Sons’ LettersTwo fathers whose sons are in college were talking about theirsons’ letters.“My son’s letters always send me to the dictionary,” said onefather.“You’re lucky,” said the other.“My son’s letters always
文摘1. A woman marries a man with the ridiculous belief that she can change him; a man marries a woman with the naive idea that he will continue to be the same.
文摘The professor was delivering the final lecture of the term.He dweltwith much emphasis on the fact that each student should devote all thetime preparing for the final examinations.
