Have A Life After Death"Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees."Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied."Well,then,that makes everything just fine,"the boss went...Have A Life After Death"Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees."Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied."Well,then,that makes everything just fine,"the boss went on."After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral,she stopped in to see you."展开更多
Doctor And Lawyer Talk A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments1 and asking
Good & Bad News An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Three Very Tough Mice
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, ＂I＇m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!＂ The second says, ＂Well I＇m so...Three Very Tough Mice
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, ＂I＇m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!＂ The second says, ＂Well I＇m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!＂ Then the third rat gets up and says,＂Later guys, I＇m off home to harass the cat.＂展开更多
文摘Have A Life After Death"Do you believe in life after death?"the boss asked one of his employees."Yes,Sir."the new recruit replied."Well,then,that makes everything just fine,"the boss went on."After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral,she stopped in to see you."
文摘Doctor And Lawyer Talk A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments1 and asking
文摘Good & Bad News An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
文摘Three Very Tough Mice
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, ＂I＇m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!＂ The second says, ＂Well I＇m so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!＂ Then the third rat gets up and says,＂Later guys, I＇m off home to harass the cat.＂
