Doctor:Please open your mouth,madam.Lady:Thank you very much,doctor.Doctor:Why do you thank me?Lady:Because my husband always asked me to shut up.医生:请张开嘴,夫人。女士:谢谢你,医生。医生:你为何要感谢我?女士:因为我...Doctor:Please open your mouth,madam.Lady:Thank you very much,doctor.Doctor:Why do you thank me?Lady:Because my husband always asked me to shut up.医生:请张开嘴,夫人。女士:谢谢你,医生。医生:你为何要感谢我?女士:因为我的丈夫总是让我闭嘴。展开更多
A ——Why do you sing in the bathtub(浴缸)? ——The door won't lock, so I have to. B ——I've been singing ever since I was two years old. ——No wonder you're hoarse(嘶哑的). C ——Why do you always stand...A ——Why do you sing in the bathtub(浴缸)? ——The door won't lock, so I have to. B ——I've been singing ever since I was two years old. ——No wonder you're hoarse(嘶哑的). C ——Why do you always stand outside on the porch when your wife sings? ——Because I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating her.展开更多
1.The champion athlete in bed with cold was told that he had atemperature.“How high is it,doctor?”“A hundred and four.”'What is the world’s record?' 2 .The teaeher
1.When a group of friends arrived at lunchtime,Mother invited them toshare our meal and managed to give everyone a fair portion.But after ourguests had left,my father was still hungry and suggested we go to a nearbyco...1.When a group of friends arrived at lunchtime,Mother invited them toshare our meal and managed to give everyone a fair portion.But after ourguests had left,my father was still hungry and suggested we go to a nearbycoffee shop for a snack.As we trooped into the restaurant,we stopped in ourtracks.There,smiling foolishly at us,sat our guests.展开更多
Sons’ LettersTwo fathers whose sons are in college were talking about theirsons’ letters.“My son’s letters always send me to the dictionary,” said onefather.“You’re lucky,” said the other.“My son’s letters a...Sons’ LettersTwo fathers whose sons are in college were talking about theirsons’ letters.“My son’s letters always send me to the dictionary,” said onefather.“You’re lucky,” said the other.“My son’s letters always展开更多
1. A woman marries a man with the ridiculous belief that she can change him; a man marries a woman with the naive idea that he will continue to be the same.
1. A man trained his dog to go around the corner toBud’s Lounge every day with two dollar bills under hiscol1ar to get a pack of cigarettes. Once the man only hada five, so he put it under the collar and set the dog ...1. A man trained his dog to go around the corner toBud’s Lounge every day with two dollar bills under hiscol1ar to get a pack of cigarettes. Once the man only hada five, so he put it under the collar and set the dog onhis way. An hour passed and the dog still hadn’t returned.So the man went to Bud’s and found his dog sitting on展开更多
“Ginseng-Hen Soup” At the banquet for welcoming ayouth delegation, enthusiastic Chinesefriends entertained the guests with thefamous "Ginseng-Hen Soup". How-ever, it embarrassed the interpreter pre-
文摘Doctor:Please open your mouth,madam.Lady:Thank you very much,doctor.Doctor:Why do you thank me?Lady:Because my husband always asked me to shut up.医生:请张开嘴,夫人。女士:谢谢你,医生。医生:你为何要感谢我?女士:因为我的丈夫总是让我闭嘴。
文摘A ——Why do you sing in the bathtub(浴缸)? ——The door won't lock, so I have to. B ——I've been singing ever since I was two years old. ——No wonder you're hoarse(嘶哑的). C ——Why do you always stand outside on the porch when your wife sings? ——Because I don't want the neighbors to think I'm beating her.
文摘1.The champion athlete in bed with cold was told that he had atemperature.“How high is it,doctor?”“A hundred and four.”'What is the world’s record?' 2 .The teaeher
文摘1.When a group of friends arrived at lunchtime,Mother invited them toshare our meal and managed to give everyone a fair portion.But after ourguests had left,my father was still hungry and suggested we go to a nearbycoffee shop for a snack.As we trooped into the restaurant,we stopped in ourtracks.There,smiling foolishly at us,sat our guests.
文摘Sons’ LettersTwo fathers whose sons are in college were talking about theirsons’ letters.“My son’s letters always send me to the dictionary,” said onefather.“You’re lucky,” said the other.“My son’s letters always
文摘1. A woman marries a man with the ridiculous belief that she can change him; a man marries a woman with the naive idea that he will continue to be the same.
文摘1. A man trained his dog to go around the corner toBud’s Lounge every day with two dollar bills under hiscol1ar to get a pack of cigarettes. Once the man only hada five, so he put it under the collar and set the dog onhis way. An hour passed and the dog still hadn’t returned.So the man went to Bud’s and found his dog sitting on
文摘“Ginseng-Hen Soup” At the banquet for welcoming ayouth delegation, enthusiastic Chinesefriends entertained the guests with thefamous "Ginseng-Hen Soup". How-ever, it embarrassed the interpreter pre-
